For everlasting serenity.
I have been too embarrassed to pluck up the courage to post this last week.
I failed abysmally at the unruffled calm thing I was going on about.
I even failed to keep the things I lost unfound, finding every single thing I was talking about here the day after I wrote about losing them. Even in my successes I find failure!
I went shopping alone again today, which did not bear the fruit of any furry gilets, but a couple of botched christmas presents which I am convinced the recipients will hate.
I failed all of the above in the most comfortable leggings known to womankind.
Hence why I was too embarrassed to post.